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legfruit:

tips for future college kids!!

- i dont have any
- none of us know what we’re doing
- make rich friends

(via sara--beth)

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

(via beyoncevevo)

covocal:

i want to be so hot that i turn gay people straight

(via 500daysofloneliness)

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

(via borinq)

axelvalentine:

Whenever I try to impress someone:

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(via dutchster)

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriends backs u up

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(via bruhcardi)

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via yall)

the entire show

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