i know that i’m beautiful because my mother would not have kept an ugly child she has standards
i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url
thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies
you gotta be kidding me
EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE
BREAKING NEWS!! DOGS IN PAJAMAS I REPEAT, DOGS!! IN. PAJAMAS!!