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At gunpoint everybody loves you!!

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Female-lead action movies just don’t sell.

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adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

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oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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when people ask you personal questions


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