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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i know that i’m beautiful because my mother would not have kept an ugly child she has standards

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oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via dreamofluster)

drunkaster:

i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

(via trust)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

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mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

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feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

(Source: dickbuttofficial, via joshpeck)

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

(via notjackwhite)

thecutestofthecute:

BREAKING NEWS!! DOGS IN PAJAMAS I REPEAT, DOGS!! IN. PAJAMAS!!

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

(via religiousmom)

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