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alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.

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hoechlined:

so i put an ad in the paper in which i offer to babysit kids and this guy just messaged me and told me he’s a single dad and whether it’s possible for me to spend the night sometimes and he’d really like to integrate me into the family and i was like hELL YEAH NO PROBLEM i’m good…

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

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sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

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buttermilkqueen:

what the fuck do fish do for fun

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garbageflower:

team rocket throw some mad shade

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kunty-perry:

when will the lies end, kevin?

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santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

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